Me of the Day

Current mood: Doom-oriented.

Paranoia: Everyone hates me.
Evidence Supporting Paranoia: No one is answering their phones. Therefore...the entire world decided overnight that they hate me.
Evidence Against Paranoia: I am a crazy person who needs to stop being stupid.

Also Bothersome: My papercut from yesterday really hurts. And I have a sore throat. Also, I am annoyingly whiny.

Reasons to be Happy: New job (I signed all my paperwork and am officially hired and it's all very exciting), Puppies, Copious amounts of chocolate, To Do Lists written on purple paper with blue markers, General splendor of life that other people keep talking about

Decision: I suppose I will try to be happy...but I'm not happy about it.