Update and associated odours

Dear world,

There is an Emergency Biohazard Response van parked outside of my building, and obviously in the middle of a business call. (On a Sunday, no less! This must be serious.) According to the van, they are in the business of cleaning up after: crime scenes, sudden deaths, drug labs, and all associated odours.

So, the question in this...if you had the choice between a crime scene, sudden death, or drug lab taking place inside of your apartment building (think next-door-neighbour if you are fancy enough to live inside a house), which would you pick? Remember, it requires emergency haz-mat cleanup, so it's got to be gruesome and bloody, whatever it is.

Deeply concerned,
Ivy