Thursday, May 28, 2009

Me of the Day

Current Mood: Seething with the wrath of a burning monkey with anger problems

New Arch Nemesis: Poison oak

Close Second: Life itself

Lessons learned: When gathering bamboo in one’s backyard, it is unwise to rub one’s upper arms against an innocent-looking but poisonous bush which will cause a severe bulbous rashes of itchy disgustingness. Also, leaving the house is a risk that is often not work taking.

Also of relevance: I hate work. I hate not having money. I hate the consumerist nature of life and the non-consumerist nature of life....or, I hate life. I hate everything.

Conclusion: …WHY?

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